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Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls..........these are the robert frosts or Nizzim Ezekiels of today...to the manor born...

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit, Broken hearted
Tried to shit, But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky, You had your chance
I tried to fart, And shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here, To shit and stink,
But all I do, Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

Ministry of Environment advertisement:
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!

Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays!

On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

A sign at a swimming pool bathroom:
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool.

Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.

And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant :
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.