Monday, July 18, 2005
Software Maintainance
A guy goes to the Department of Housing to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "have you been in the service"?
"Yes" he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years"
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment".
The interviewer then asks, "Are you disabled in any way"?
The guy says, "Yes 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off".
The interviewer tells the guy, "OK, I can hire you right now. The hours are from 9:00am to
5:00pm. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 11:00am."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 9:00am to 5:00pm, then why
do you want me to come in at 11:00am?"
"This is a software maintenance job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours
we sit around scratching our balls....... no point in you coming in for that."
The interviewer asks him, "have you been in the service"?
"Yes" he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years"
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment".
The interviewer then asks, "Are you disabled in any way"?
The guy says, "Yes 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off".
The interviewer tells the guy, "OK, I can hire you right now. The hours are from 9:00am to
5:00pm. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 11:00am."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 9:00am to 5:00pm, then why
do you want me to come in at 11:00am?"
"This is a software maintenance job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours
we sit around scratching our balls....... no point in you coming in for that."
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