Friday, July 29, 2005

 

Strange Heights

1. What is height of Fashion?

Dhoti with a zip
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2. What is height of Secrecy?

Offering blank visiting cards.
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3. What is height of Activelaziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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4. What is height of Laziness?

Adopt a child.
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5. What is height of Craziness?

Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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6. What is height of Forgetfulness?

Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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7. What is height of Stupidity?

A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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8. What is height of Honesty?

A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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9. What is height of Suicide?

A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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10. What is height of De-hydration?

A cow giving milk powder.
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Comments:
yeah some of them are hillarious....
others maybe not...
but nice to pass time at work..
 
Hey! If you don't mind the profanity, I'll add another to the list:

What is the height of unemployment?

A prostitute with cobwebs at the wrong places

:)
 
nice one sudeepta...
I dont mind the profanity...but it has put a eerie thought in my mind..i guess most prostitutes will have to be arachnophobics..
 
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