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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold the light high over her mommy so he could
see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently Kathleen did as she was asked. Her mother Heidi pushed and pushed, and
after a little while Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen
for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack his ass again."

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A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a
password to log in with.

Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter 'PENIS'.

Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer's response:

PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH

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Santa Singh bought a new mobile. He called everone from his phone book and said" My mobile number has changed, earlier it was Nokia 3310 now it is 6600!!!

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Teacher: Why majority of south Indians are dark?
Larry: Bcoz majority of the south Indians are watching Sun TV, Surya TV or Udaya TV!!!

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What did Biscuit manufaturer Britania write to his Girl Friend?
Dear Marie,
Yesterday our meeting was Truly NICE. Though I was in 50-50 mind to see you. And you were playing HIDE & SEEK with me. If I had not met you, probably my LITTLE HEART would have KRAKJACKED.Yours BOURBON!!!

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Santa Singh: Yaar tu aaj Doctor ke paas jaane wala tha Kya hua?
Banta Singh: Aaj meri tabiyat thick nahi hai, kal jaonga....
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